If you’re going to go big, go big. On your T-shirt at least, if not actually on your skis.
Switch alley-oop double what? You can’t beat the good ol’ fashioned backscratcher, and
on a T-shirt, no less. Now that’s something we can wrap our heads around.
You don’t have to speak French to know what this shirt stands for. It’s the cozy corner
bar after a powder day. It’s the nachos or fondue when you haven’t eaten for hours. It’s
the camp chair in the parking lot of a ski hill or trailhead, with a cooler and a handful of
friends. This shirt says all that, without actually saying it.
You could flash your liftie badge or the tent you once lived in for a winter or your delaminated powder skis. Or you could just wear the Ski Bum Hoody and announce who you are without having to say it. The choice is yours.
Maybe they didn’t get the message from your Duct-taped ski boots, your truck’s sticker-clad rear bumper, or your snow-covered beard. In that case, announce your ski bum status with a trucker hat that’ll last.